EMOTOHORSE: Reinbow Edition – Clear Case for Samsung®
Partner, if you’re lookin’ to protect your phone the Cowboy Way — with grit, guts, and a highly judgmental cartoon horse — then saddle up.
The EMOTOHORSE ain’t just a phone case. It’s a reminder that “a bucket of talent ain’t worth a teaspoon of humility,” and sometimes, you gotta stare life down with a squinty eye and a sassy snort.
Built tough. Clear like your convictions. Bold like your beliefs.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever ridden the superhighway of egotistical selfishness straight into the barbed wire fence of reality, and then got back up — because if you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything… including boring phone cases.
Features:
• Shock-absorbent, just like your worldview
• Crystal-clear, unlike modern politics
• Slim fit, but packs a punch (sound familiar?)
• Wireless charging compatible for your convenience, not your laziness
You’ve walked through fire, now let your phone ride shotgun with EMOTOHORSE. He’s surly. He’s suspicious. He’s your spirit animal with hooves.
“Not just a case — a code. Saddle your phone with purpose or let it wander with the sheep.”
Let me know if you want it embroidered on a denim vest, carved into oak, or laser-etched onto a sermon.
• Solid polycarbonate back
• 0.02″ (0.5 mm) raised bezel
• See-through sides
• Wireless charging compatible
• Easy to take on and off
Important: This product can’t be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
