DEFCON Muffin Pet Bowl

DEFCON Muffin Pet Bowl
Imagine this:
Your pet, eyes wild, stomping toward the bowl like a tiny, furry Godzilla. Sirens blaring. Muffins sweating. Civilization crumbling in the background.
This is not a drill. This is DEFCON Muffin Pet Bowl — the official feeding equipment for creatures who treat snack time like an extinction-level event.
Crafted from mystical bowl-forging spells (or, like, stainless steel, whatever), this majestic vessel can hold kibble, water, tears, or the shattered dreams of anyone who thought they could eat in peace.
Features include:
• A muffin.
• A siren.
• An overwhelming sense of panic.
• Probably crumbs everywhere.
Dishwasher safe, because you’ll be too emotionally devastated to hand-wash anything after living through this.

Feed the beast. Accept your fate. Let the muffin guide you.

• Double-wall stainless steel
• Anti-slip rubber base
• Food grade safe
• Dishwasher safe when the rubber base is removed

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.