Deputy Donut: Assignment NorCal Bubble-free stickers

Finally. A sticker with the emotional depth of a soggy croissant and the fashion sense of a dad in Crocs. Behold:

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Deputy Donut: Assignment NorCal – Bubble-Free Sticker

He’s blue-frosted, wide-eyed, and one sprinkle away from a nervous breakdown. Welcome to NorCal, where the donuts wear Crocs, the cops look like baked goods, and the most suspicious thing about this guy… is how cheerful he is for someone with a literal bite out of him.

Deputy Donut is holding down the Northern California frontier, one artisanal coffee shop at a time. With his wave-shaped frosting, patrol hat, and a hole that screams existential dread, he’s the law enforcement snack we never asked for but definitely needed.

Stick him on your laptop, skateboard, reusable oat milk jug, or your unfinished screenplay about a sentient bakery. He’ll stare blankly into the void while you pretend everything’s fine.

✨ Bubble-free
✨ Judgmental but sweet
✨ Would definitely pull you over for using non-organic almond milk

Deputy Donut: Assignment NorCal. Serving up law, order, and slightly passive-aggressive vibes.

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Need a tagline? Try:
“Protecting and Serving… with Sprinkles.”
or
“Crumb and Punishment.”

Want the next one to be Assignment SoCal? Maybe he’s a glazed influencer with a surfboard and crippling debt.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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