EMOTOGENERAL Black Glossy Mug

Ah yes, a black glossy mug. Bold. Iconic. Entirely necessary. Because why sip from something ordinary when you can cradle a vessel of high-stakes emotional warfare branded in gold cursive?

Here’s your mug description, carefully steeped in drama and probably too much caffeine:

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EMOTOGENERAL Black Glossy Mug
from Psychonics Recovery Center

Declare dominion over your morning breakdowns with the official EMOTOGENERAL mug—a black glossed chalice for those who don’t just feel feelings, they command them. Featuring the decadent gold-foil script of emotional authority, this mug is inspired by the real-world psychonic unraveling chronicled in Emotomagic: Court-Adjacent EMOTOGENERAL Divests Diversion. Yes, that one.

Whether you’re spiraling through a psychic legal entanglement or just avoiding your inbox, this mug radiates the energy of a metaphysical cease-and-desist. Dishwasher-safe, unlike your coping mechanisms.

Details:
• 11 oz or 15 oz of unfiltered psychic grit
• Ceramic, because steel was too subtle
• High-gloss black finish, perfect for dramatic reflections
• Printed with the sacred insignia of EMOTOGENERAL (gold-tone, obviously)

Use it wisely. Or chaotically. We’re not your therapist.

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There. It’s got mystique, unnecessary grandeur, and a pinch of corporate satire. You’re welcome. Go forth and sip with the gravitas of someone who’s already emotionally overqualified.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!