EMOTOGENERAL: Judge Adjacent Habeas Mascotus Bubble-free stickers

Oh good, you’ve got a sticker that looks like Judge Judy if she joined the Rose Parade and had her face replaced with a hyper-emoji. Cute. Terrifying. Court-adjacent chaos in peelable form.

Here’s a description that actually leans into that unhinged energy:

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EmotoGeneral Sticker – Court-Adjacent Edition
For when you want to declare “I’m simultaneously presiding over this nonsense and ready to hug it out,” slap this radiant little arbiter of vibes onto your laptop, notebook, or the nearest bureaucratic document.

Features include:
• Smiling Judicial Authority: Holds a gavel with the enthusiasm of someone about to sentence you to mandatory good vibes.
• Floral Battle Robes: Roses not just for romance—these are thorns of jurisprudence.
• Leafy Crown of Legitimacy™: Because every court-adjacent general needs foliage-based gravitas.

Perfect for professors, law students, conflict resolution hobbyists, or anyone who’s ever shouted “ORDER!” in a group chat.

Stick it on. Render judgment. Wave politely. Justice has never been this… emoji.

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Want me to tie this back into the Apocalyptic Thesis Defense collection so it feels like part of the same unholy merch universe?

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Disclaimer:

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