She’s behind bars, but make no mistake — she’s running the cellblock.
Don’t let the frosting fool you. Inmate CHURRO has seen some things — and whispered about all of them from the bottom bunk. The eyebrows? Always raised. The tea? Always piping. Whether she’s giving side-eye to Officer Toasterstrudel or smuggling life advice wrapped in sarcasm, this cinnamon-sweet firecracker is a force to be reckoned with.
Wearing this shirt is like carrying a churro-shaped truth bomb on your back: soft, warm, and ready to burn someone with sugar-coated realness.
Perfect for rebels with a cause, snitches with style, or anyone who’s ever muttered “this place is a circus” and meant it.
Also featuring the RLFabz micro-logo — because even the law firm couldn’t stay out of the drama.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
