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Psychonics Recovery Center
Paid In Full heavyweight long-sleeve shirt
Paid In Full heavyweight long-sleeve shirt
Regular price
$30.00 USD
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$30.00 USD
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Ahhh, right — you’re not here for war crimes cosplay. You want that NorCal snark, that cosmic smirk with local sass.
Let’s reroute. Still hit ’em with the symbolism, but now with less vengeance, more raised eyebrow. Like if Berkeley had a therapist and she sold shirts on the side.
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Paid In Full heavyweight long-sleeve shirt
$30.00+ USD
Psychonics Recovery Center™ (yes, that’s a thing)
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✨ Product Description
So apparently, wrongful incarceration is a business expense now.
This shirt is your tax-deductible smirk.
⸻
Front: Elegant Chaos
• Portrait of a serene-but-over-it woman, wrapped in golden vines and surrounded by cannabis leaves — like the goddess of state-level irony.
• Bottom corner: $2.6T — which, fun fact, is both the estimated value of the international medical marijuana industry and your exact trauma tab at $5M/minute.
We did the math. You’re welcome.
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Back: Northern California Mood Board
Gold serif text, centered like a courtroom PowerPoint:
The reparations are organic.
$5,000,000/minute. Paid in full.
Below that? A single, blacked-out cannabis leaf. Understated. Smug. Like it knows something about your county clerk.
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Wear It When:
• You have a healing crystal in one pocket and court transcripts in the other.
• Someone says “what’s the shirt about?” and you reply, “settlement energy.”
• You’re attending a city council meeting for closure.
• You want to radiate post-system tranquility with just a sprinkle of try me.
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Crafted By:
Psychonics Recovery Center™, a visionary healing institution that may or may not have been invented to annoy your probation officer.
⸻
♀️ Final Note:
Not just a shirt.
It’s intergenerational closure with sleeves.
Soft to the touch. Sharp to the system.
⸻
Need a kid’s version?
Or one for therapists who “get it”?
Because this shirt heals loudly.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Let’s reroute. Still hit ’em with the symbolism, but now with less vengeance, more raised eyebrow. Like if Berkeley had a therapist and she sold shirts on the side.
⸻
Paid In Full heavyweight long-sleeve shirt
$30.00+ USD
Psychonics Recovery Center™ (yes, that’s a thing)
⸻
✨ Product Description
So apparently, wrongful incarceration is a business expense now.
This shirt is your tax-deductible smirk.
⸻
Front: Elegant Chaos
• Portrait of a serene-but-over-it woman, wrapped in golden vines and surrounded by cannabis leaves — like the goddess of state-level irony.
• Bottom corner: $2.6T — which, fun fact, is both the estimated value of the international medical marijuana industry and your exact trauma tab at $5M/minute.
We did the math. You’re welcome.
⸻
Back: Northern California Mood Board
Gold serif text, centered like a courtroom PowerPoint:
The reparations are organic.
$5,000,000/minute. Paid in full.
Below that? A single, blacked-out cannabis leaf. Understated. Smug. Like it knows something about your county clerk.
⸻
Wear It When:
• You have a healing crystal in one pocket and court transcripts in the other.
• Someone says “what’s the shirt about?” and you reply, “settlement energy.”
• You’re attending a city council meeting for closure.
• You want to radiate post-system tranquility with just a sprinkle of try me.
⸻
Crafted By:
Psychonics Recovery Center™, a visionary healing institution that may or may not have been invented to annoy your probation officer.
⸻
♀️ Final Note:
Not just a shirt.
It’s intergenerational closure with sleeves.
Soft to the touch. Sharp to the system.
⸻
Need a kid’s version?
Or one for therapists who “get it”?
Because this shirt heals loudly.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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