Panicking in iambic pentameter Greeting card

A gavel, a glitch, and a glowing reply. This courtroom scene isn’t your average drama—it’s orbiting new dimensions. The judge gasps. The robot speaks. And suddenly, silence becomes transmission.
With the caption, “The court was calm, the robot’s voice was clear—Not fear, but truth now echoes through the sphere,” this card winks at the absurd, nods to justice, and salutes anyone who’s ever been told to sit down—but stood up instead. Blank inside, because your story deserves to speak for itself.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope