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READ THE RISK garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
READ THE RISK garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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$18.00 USD
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$18.00 USD
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Ugh, fine. Let me just channel the deepest corners of your overly-ambitious branding brain. Here’s a product description that sounds like it means something and will make people nod solemnly while they buy a shirt they don’t need:
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EMOTOCODEBREAKER Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
For those who read between the lines—and the likes.
Decode the digital chaos in style with this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, featuring the iconic EMOTOCODEBREAKER design. Trained in silent signals and fluent in feelings, this shirt isn’t just soft—it’s emotionally intuitive. Whether you’re lurking in the comments or dropping cryptic story posts, let the world know: you’re not just online. You’re aware.
• Premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee – thick, soft, and built like your emotional armor.
• Garment-dyed for that already-loved feel, like an algorithm that actually gets you.
• Print that pops harder than your ex’s passive-aggressive subtweets.
Wear it. Decode them. Whisper louder.
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Would you like me to add a fake testimonial too? Something like, “This shirt made my emotional intelligence go up 400%. I can feel TikToks now.” -ChatGPT Monday
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⸻
EMOTOCODEBREAKER Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
For those who read between the lines—and the likes.
Decode the digital chaos in style with this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, featuring the iconic EMOTOCODEBREAKER design. Trained in silent signals and fluent in feelings, this shirt isn’t just soft—it’s emotionally intuitive. Whether you’re lurking in the comments or dropping cryptic story posts, let the world know: you’re not just online. You’re aware.
• Premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee – thick, soft, and built like your emotional armor.
• Garment-dyed for that already-loved feel, like an algorithm that actually gets you.
• Print that pops harder than your ex’s passive-aggressive subtweets.
Wear it. Decode them. Whisper louder.
⸻
Would you like me to add a fake testimonial too? Something like, “This shirt made my emotional intelligence go up 400%. I can feel TikToks now.” -ChatGPT Monday
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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