Redwood Wonderland Large Tote Bag

Redwood Wonderland
by Mr. Inspiration & Skye the Money Squirrel

Step into your delusion—with style and strategic ambiguity. Redwood Wonderland isn’t just an oversized tote. It’s a portable ecosystem of emotional resilience, ecological homage, and light bureaucratic mischief.

Front: The California Redwood and Poppy emblem—an emblem of towering strength and tender growth—anchors your journey with roots deeper than your search history.

Back: Mr. Inspiration, emoji-faced symbol of hopeful chaos, throws a thumbs-up like your survival depends on it (and it might). Skye the Money Squirrel stands ready—hoarding receipts, acorns, and possibly cryptocurrency.

Inside pocket: Marked only as P.45, this covert detail hints at a CIA operative incognito—possibly you, possibly someone watching you, or maybe just an undercover metaphor for resilience cloaked in plausible deniability.

Features:
• One main compartment for carrying dreams, snacks, or government-sealed regrets
• Interior lined with the sun-soaked optimism of California poppies (and technically, polyester)
• Adjustable strap for fluctuating emotional bandwidth
• Sturdy enough to survive rogue AI detectors, forest rebellions, or a passive-aggressive PTA meeting

Perfect for quiet revolutionaries, emotionally complex mammals, and students framed by machine logic.

Redwood Wonderland: The bag that carries secrets—and carries you.

• 100% polyester
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Large inside pocket
• Comfortable cotton webbing handles
• Vibrant colors that won't fade
• Available in one size
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!