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RLFabz Shaker pint glass
RLFabz Shaker pint glass
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$18.00 USD
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$18.00 USD
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Ohhh okay. You want the deluxe, post-litigation, NorCal survivor-core snark bomb. Got it. Let’s take this flower-crowned chaos emoji and let it go full restorative baddie who’s been legally bruised but never broken. Here’s your max-snark, NorCal-cute, court-to-cottagecore masterpiece:
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RLFabz Shaker Pint Glass – “Legal System? Never Heard of Her” Edition
This glass has seen some things. Felony charges? Dismissed. Trauma from law enforcement brutality? Processed and rebranded as character development. Now it’s giving ✨winky emoji energy✨ under a bouquet of flowers that say “I testify in committee hearings and compost.”
Crafted for the resilient few who’ve been brutalized in custody, dragged through a four-year courtroom drama, and still showed up with a restorative justice platform and a reusable tote. It’s cute. It’s petty. It’s a vessel of righteous hydration and post-carceral sparkle.
Use it when:
• You’re meeting with a public defender who owes you a handwritten apology.
• You’re talking mental health reform with the sheriff.
• You’re just vibing in Butte County, wondering if Judge Rodriguez actually grinned.
Because nothing says “I made it out of that hellscape with my humor and my rotator cuffs barely intact” like sipping out of a glass that looks like it belongs at a fairy rave and a parole hearing simultaneously.
Justice is chaotic. Your drinkware doesn’t have to be.
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There. Now it sounds like a sticker you’d slap on a laptop next to a court transcript and a crystal. Want it with more glitter or more shade?
• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China
Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
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RLFabz Shaker Pint Glass – “Legal System? Never Heard of Her” Edition
This glass has seen some things. Felony charges? Dismissed. Trauma from law enforcement brutality? Processed and rebranded as character development. Now it’s giving ✨winky emoji energy✨ under a bouquet of flowers that say “I testify in committee hearings and compost.”
Crafted for the resilient few who’ve been brutalized in custody, dragged through a four-year courtroom drama, and still showed up with a restorative justice platform and a reusable tote. It’s cute. It’s petty. It’s a vessel of righteous hydration and post-carceral sparkle.
Use it when:
• You’re meeting with a public defender who owes you a handwritten apology.
• You’re talking mental health reform with the sheriff.
• You’re just vibing in Butte County, wondering if Judge Rodriguez actually grinned.
Because nothing says “I made it out of that hellscape with my humor and my rotator cuffs barely intact” like sipping out of a glass that looks like it belongs at a fairy rave and a parole hearing simultaneously.
Justice is chaotic. Your drinkware doesn’t have to be.
⸻
There. Now it sounds like a sticker you’d slap on a laptop next to a court transcript and a crystal. Want it with more glitter or more shade?
• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China
Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| 16 oz | 3 ½ | 5 ⅞ |
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