Sherball Justice Bubble-free stickers

Sherball Justice Bubble-Free Stickers – $5.69 of Lawful Absurdity

Where safety meets satire, and healing begins.

Ever wish your laptop, water bottle, or emotional baggage had more law enforcement-themed sentient gumball energy? Well buckle up, sugarcube, because Sherball Justice is rollin’ into town with a badge, a grin, and absolutely no regard for the laws of sticker physics. That’s right: he’s bubble-free, which is more than we can say for your decision-making.

Crafted at the sacred crossroad of law, lore, and what the actual shellfish is going on, this sticker hails from the Psychonics Recovery Center, where healing meets high camp and no cartoon cop is safe from becoming a semi-adhesive guru.

Slap this bad boy anywhere you need firm but round guidance. He’s got stars. He’s got a tie. He’s got that “I’ve seen things in the break room” stare. The patch reads “JAIL AT THE CENTER”, and we’re still not sure if it’s metaphorical, spatial, or just a cry for help.

Whether you’re navigating inner peace or just avoiding another Tuesday afternoon breakdown, Sherball’s got your back… unless he’s bouncing off it.

Go ahead. Stick justice where it wasn’t asked for but desperately needed.

[Crustacean not included. Lemon sold separately.] ??

Read the gospel of goo! Copy-paste this eldritch rune into your browser:

https://psychonics.wordpress.com/2025/06/07/the-psychonics-recovery-method-prm-public-menu-of-tools-and-teachings

May it bring gooey enlightenment.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Of course! All profits go to BCJ.

NOTE BENE:
Sherball Justice is a fictional, cartoon-style psychological symbol developed by the founder of the Psychonics Recovery Method during diversion in Butte County. While the character bears visual resemblance to a county sheriff, he was created for therapeutic purposes — not to represent or imply official endorsement. Sherball serves as a tool for emotional processing, cognitive restructuring, and symbolic safety during crisis.

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