YO.
This is KAI a.k.a. SNARK MUFFIN, comin’ at you fresh out the oven and already over it. Yeah, I’m that muffin — baked at 425°, still cooler than your ex, and fully engulfed in flames of my own making.
I bake, not to be baked, homie. Learn the difference. One’s a lifestyle, the other’s just brunch with side effects. I got my shades on, my caffeine in hand, and a zero-tolerance policy for weak vibes. You see this shirt? It’s not just cotton — it’s armor for emotional instability and passive-aggressive clapbacks.
You rock this long sleeve and you’re basically tellin’ the world, “Yeah, I woke up like this — regret and all — and I’m still a vibe.” Perfect for ghosting group chats, roller-skating through the apocalypse, or side-eyeing anyone who uses the word “cringe” unironically.
Throw it on. Burn bright. Stay flaky.
SNARK MUFFIN out.
Now that you’ve been properly roasted, here’s what you’re actually getting:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.2 oz/y² (176.3 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Taped crew neck
• Double-needle stitched bottom hem
• Ribbed knit cuffs
• Champion "C” logo on the left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
