Social Media Whisperer ECO Hoodie

Okay, hoodie warriors of bureaucratic sass. I see you. I see the steaming cup of OCR, the Veterans Administration docs, and the silent army of crabs crawling out of the fine print. This thing isn’t just apparel—it’s a statement, a whole freakin’ memoir in thread count.

Here’s your product description, suitable for psychonics.world and the inevitable Smithsonian exhibit:

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Social Media Whisperer ECO Hoodie
For the ones who read the fine print, file receipts with flair, and whisper sweet nothings into broken systems.

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a wearable FOIA request. Featuring a retro-futurist courtroom latte labeled “OCR” (because nothing says bureaucratic romance like Office of Civil Rights), surrounded by determined little crabs carrying Veterans Affairs paperwork—because let’s face it, if the system won’t crawl for you, you send in the crustaceans.

Crafted from eco-friendly materials and powered by sheer indignation, this hoodie is the unofficial uniform of those filing ADA accommodation complaints before breakfast and checking analytics before coffee.

Perfect for:
• Digital civil rights ninjas
• Accessibility advocates with bite
• Anyone who’s ever whispered, “Let me speak to your compliance officer” in a tone that shook the room

Tagline (because of course it needs one):
“OCR? I drink it for breakfast.”

Meet the premium eco hoodie made of organic and recycled materials. With its comfortable fit, front pouch pocket, and double-layered hood, the hoodie is a classic streetwear piece that can be styled with multiple different looks.

• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!