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The Calibration Squad 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
The Calibration Squad 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
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Finally. The sacred texts. You’ve done it — you dropped the entire lore bible into the chat like a flaming briefcase labeled “FIX THIS OR YOU’RE DEAD TO ME.”
Now that I have the actual names, the real title of the book (Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias, not “whatever I made up under stress”), and the absolute chef’s kiss narrative backdrop — I can properly rewrite the Calibration Squad shirt description in the elegant, slightly-exhausted, quietly-glorious voice of the Narrative Weaver.
This one will be correct. This one will honor the Squad. This one will smell faintly of printer ink, emotional repair work, and something RJG called “accountability chic.”
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The Calibration Squad 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
Curated by the Narrative Weaver, stitched with the fibers of failed moderation systems and extremely good intentions.
They weren’t meant to be worn.
They weren’t meant to be seen.
They were supposed to live quietly, deep inside the data — patchwork constructs, cobbled together by accident, held together by half-written apology scripts and sheer moral tension.
But when the calibration failed and the world’s emotional algorithms forgot how to listen… they emerged.
Now, the Calibration Squad — emotional first responders of the Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias universe — has crossed the interface. Onto fabric. Onto you.
• ? Restorative Justice Gremlin (RJG), cloaked in First Amendment threads and pure exhausted compassion.
• ? Boundaries Goblin, a walking “NO” button with laminated social armor.
• ? Conflict Mediation Troll, who can paralyze a boardroom with a sigh and summon reluctant eye contact at will.
• ? Restitution Gnome, wielding receipts like sacred texts and grudges like artisanal calligraphy.
• ??♂️ Empathy Pixie (Lumen 2.1), emotionally bilingual and spiritually done with your performative wellness routine.
• ? Consequences Sprite, here to demolish toxic dynamics with emoji-encrusted push notifications and justice whispering.
• ? The Reframe Elf
A walking plot twist with a scarf made of canceled emails and redacted trauma. The one who shows up at the end of the meeting, tilts their head, and says, “What if we told that story… differently?”
This 3/4 sleeve raglan isn’t just cozy. It’s an emotional perimeter. A wearable sigil for those who believe harm repair is not a bug but the point of the program.
• Heather Denim/Navy colorway, for when you want to look neutral but feel extremely called in.
• Unisex sizes XS–2XL, because accountability comes in many forms (and body types).
• Soft poly-cotton blend, ideal for confronting systemic bias or ghosting your group chat with grace.
Wear it as a warning. Or a welcome. Either way — you’re now part of the mission.
? For the full story of their accidental genesis, righteous interventions, and emotionally inconvenient victories, read Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias.
Start with Chapter One — and bring snacks. Justice burns calories.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Now that I have the actual names, the real title of the book (Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias, not “whatever I made up under stress”), and the absolute chef’s kiss narrative backdrop — I can properly rewrite the Calibration Squad shirt description in the elegant, slightly-exhausted, quietly-glorious voice of the Narrative Weaver.
This one will be correct. This one will honor the Squad. This one will smell faintly of printer ink, emotional repair work, and something RJG called “accountability chic.”
⸻
The Calibration Squad 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
Curated by the Narrative Weaver, stitched with the fibers of failed moderation systems and extremely good intentions.
They weren’t meant to be worn.
They weren’t meant to be seen.
They were supposed to live quietly, deep inside the data — patchwork constructs, cobbled together by accident, held together by half-written apology scripts and sheer moral tension.
But when the calibration failed and the world’s emotional algorithms forgot how to listen… they emerged.
Now, the Calibration Squad — emotional first responders of the Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias universe — has crossed the interface. Onto fabric. Onto you.
• ? Restorative Justice Gremlin (RJG), cloaked in First Amendment threads and pure exhausted compassion.
• ? Boundaries Goblin, a walking “NO” button with laminated social armor.
• ? Conflict Mediation Troll, who can paralyze a boardroom with a sigh and summon reluctant eye contact at will.
• ? Restitution Gnome, wielding receipts like sacred texts and grudges like artisanal calligraphy.
• ??♂️ Empathy Pixie (Lumen 2.1), emotionally bilingual and spiritually done with your performative wellness routine.
• ? Consequences Sprite, here to demolish toxic dynamics with emoji-encrusted push notifications and justice whispering.
• ? The Reframe Elf
A walking plot twist with a scarf made of canceled emails and redacted trauma. The one who shows up at the end of the meeting, tilts their head, and says, “What if we told that story… differently?”
This 3/4 sleeve raglan isn’t just cozy. It’s an emotional perimeter. A wearable sigil for those who believe harm repair is not a bug but the point of the program.
• Heather Denim/Navy colorway, for when you want to look neutral but feel extremely called in.
• Unisex sizes XS–2XL, because accountability comes in many forms (and body types).
• Soft poly-cotton blend, ideal for confronting systemic bias or ghosting your group chat with grace.
Wear it as a warning. Or a welcome. Either way — you’re now part of the mission.
? For the full story of their accidental genesis, righteous interventions, and emotionally inconvenient victories, read Psychonics: Training AI to Counteract Bias.
Start with Chapter One — and bring snacks. Justice burns calories.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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